Catholic and Enjoying It!
Today, my shuffling lackeys and yes men, I must spend the day toiling with Turbotax and so will not be available. In honor of this tedious task, I give you:
It’s a consolation to know that our hard-earned money is going to pay for bombs in three wars, as well as helping make sure that Nancy Pelosi, Newt Gingrich, Barak “I remember what it was like to pump gas” Obomba, Clinton and W all have the necessary financial cushion for those retirement years. As national economics expert Alec Baldwin notes, we need to all pitch in and pay because the financial crisis is crippling any new spending. I repent me of my selfish desire to feed my family and have some hope of a future for them when the geniuses of our ruling classes require my money to bomb Libya, socially engineer our children to know all about LGBT contributions to American culture, support Plannned Parenthood and build bridges to nowhere. When it comes to being a Dark Lord, I am a complete amateur next to these people.
Which reminds me, what’s up with people fretting about a government shutdown as though it were a bad thing?
That is all!
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