Steven G. Greydanus the Hirsute, Sesquipedalian, and Cinematographic

…writes:

Hey man,
So I recently noticed this pattern on your blog, where cool kids get these adjectives of awesomeness that go with their names.

Barbara is “The Indomitable.”
Brandon is “The Irrepressible” and even the “Delightfully Unstoppable.” (Bonus adverb!)
Mike Aquilina is “Redoubtable.”
Etc.

What about me? I mean, yeah, you link to my reviews and stuff now and then, but WHERE’S MY ADJECTIVE OF AWESOMENESS???

No idea what he’s talking about.

In other news, Greydanus of Jersey, Grand Panjandrum of the 60 Second Review, Poet Laureate of the Seussian Form, and Eparch of Catholic Filmic Criticism, offers his take on the Top 10 Films of 2013.