130 Followers!

Today, my groaning minions, I have achieved a glorious triumph by my awesome will! 130 Followers! Thanks to MY EFFORTS (and whatever it was you might have done) I now have 130 people I can boss around! Four more and I will have defeated the accursed Fr. Philip and his rabble.

Think of it! One hundred thirty human playthings I can command to memorize stuff like

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See’s saw
Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw,
See’s saw would not have sawed
Soar’s seesaw.
So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See’s saw sawed
Soar’s seesaw!

…and they will do it out of sheer cringing craveness and fear of my Displeasure. How *fun*!

Bring me more minion! I just want people I can… *do* things to!

That is all.