Catholic and Enjoying It!
Because the GOP is just super-duper sincere about its support for the prolife cause.
GOP to prolifers: Shut up and vote for us or the baby gets it. Sure we love you, baby. But we’re just not ready for *commitment*, you know? Now don’t make us mad because when you do, we have to slap you around to teach you your place and that makes us feel bad. Why don’t you go take care of the brats like a good girl and stop bugging me? I have man’s work to do.
All the GOP needs is five o’clock shadow and a wife beater T-shirt and the abusive relationship with prolifers is complete.
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