Shoved to Them
Only one of the following is not true. Can you guess which one?
1. I went shopping for my wedding dress with two drag queens
2. I went to finishing/charm school
3. In college I went to get a tattoo, but chickened out
4. As a girl, I had a pet squirrel
5. My first job was helping my grandfather castrate calves when I was 12
6. I am deathly afraid of spiders
7. I hated #2’s name for the first week of his life. I like it now
8. I love to iron. There’s just something about the smell of spray starch
9. I have a secret dream to be able to play the violin
10. I have given people lessons on making fried chicken because mine is that good
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