Did You Bring Your Eye Bleach?

Good. You’re going to need it for the Crescat’s Ugly Church Art Contest. Where else can you see such monstrosities…I mean fine examples of late 20the century religious art? Want a taste? You asked for it.

I’m not sure what it’s supposed to be, but the tag says St Stephen in Vienna. I think I need to do some research because this looks female to me. Worse yet, the poor dear has dandruff. I know because she left her Head & Shoulders behind.

(Yes, I really had to go there. Stupid. Juvenile. Oh, so necessary.)