Your mostly faithful Weekly Apocalypse, in nine points:
- People terrified by an Ebola outbreak in the United States also seem to object to universal healthcare.
- Postmodernist, libertarian, and know-nothing consumerist anti-vaxers unite in relativistic denial of herd immunity, temporarily disproving the theory of natural selection.
- Every journalist in the entire world seems to have forgotten about the Islamic Golden Age.
- George Weigel reads Evangelical Catholicism and Evangelii Gaudium with golden and red pens and is pleased with the result.
- A social science survey on self deception does not prove that self reporting surveys are the antithesis of experimental modern science.
- The singing nun sensation creates a breathe of fresh air for Catholic karaoke singers everywhere, bringing a warm ray of hope to struggling artists and musicians.
- The National Football League considers hiring Matthew Kelly to help with its marketing and image problem.
- The Democratic party works on its latest immigration reform promises and platforms, which amount to “not being overtly racist.”
- Katy Perry picked two major college football upsets today.