Shrinking the Camel
This is all just fine with me, because I am so tired of Oprah’s omnipresence and it’s high time someone else steps in to dethrone her. She has somehow saturated her watered-down brand of self-help spirituality throughout every possible media outlet imaginable. I wouldn’t be surprised to find her in my undwear tomorrow morning. And now I hear there’s an Oprah store? Well that just about did it for me. Enough, already, with Oprah. Come on people, let’s make room for Rick!
“But kind sir,” you say, “Isn’t this a bad time to be launching a major media publication, what with the global economic sinkhole in my back yard, and all?” Au contraire, mon ami! These, in fact, may be terrific times to launch something like this. Think about it: people can no longer tap into their home equity lines to find meaning and purpose, and the troubles of the world are causing more anxiety and depression than we’ve seen in fifty years. Americans are probably more in the mood for spiritual substance than ever before (another one of my 2009 predictions), especially if the offer of online community comes with it. Plus the publishers say that they don’t have to rely on advertising to make it successful, at thirty bucks a pop for a one year subscription. Get it?
The premier issue presents Rick Warren on the cover sporting a casual smile – he is happy, but not too happy. We are in a severe recession, after all. The feature story promises An interview with President Obama. Like, this type of thing happens every day here at Purpose Driven Connection. No big deal. See? Freakin’ Obama has even bought into this thing! The magazine cover also promises articles rounded up from the usual suspects of Christian gumbo fare: Lee Strobel, Bill Hybels, Max Lucado. Which reminds me: the Christian publishing industry sure could use some new blood. But that’s another conversation for another day.
One more thing, just between you, me and the Blogpost. I think this high-visibility publication might be an ideal opportunity for Rick to undo the one-size-fits-all perception of Christians – you know what I’m talking about – that we are all politically identical right-wing, rigid, hateful, homophobic, elitist, stone-throwing war-mongers. Perhaps this is a chance for him to use his public persona and media influence through this publication to recast the world’s impression of Christianity as a more diverse group of caring and loving people. More like Jesus was, I guess. Maybe that thought is a bit too edgy post-modern-emergent for some of you, but I’m just wondering out loud.
So there you have it. The Rick Warren train has left the station. Keep an eye out for the Rick Warren TV show next. And don’t say you didn’t see it coming.
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