So I spent the day away from the computer in the waiting room at Sears Auto Center.
Fortunately, it seems to be a slow news day. The top stories are all Old News, stale evergreens that tell us nothing new:
1. Rush Limbaugh is a racist blowhard.
2. Arnold Schwarzenegger is a cad with a history of mistreating women.
3. There is little evidence of Iraq's weapons of mass destruction, and no such weapons have been found.
Yawn. Isn't there anything new to report?
(Well, one thing, as it turns out — Limbaugh is also a pill popper. Okay, that one was news.)
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