Creationism and Charles Fort’s talking dog

Creationism and Charles Fort’s talking dog October 19, 2011

Patheos is hosting a book club this month on W. Scott Poole’s Monsters in America: Our Historical Obsession with the Hideous and the Haunting. It’s great fun and a whipsmart book, and I will have a more formal contribution to the discussion of it a bit later.

For now, though, I just want to share one small piece. It’s an aside, a tossed-off tangent mostly unrelated to the larger themes and ideas of Poole’s book, but it’s an observation that has lingered in my mind because the more I think about it, the more it explains so very much so very well.

Poole is in the middle of a discussion of discussion of the Bigfoot craze of the 1950s and ’60s. Since several of the prominent Bigfoot-hunters were influenced by the ideas and writing of Charles Fort, this is also where Poole touches on his role in the history of Monsters in America:

[Zoologist Ivan] Sanderson pursued a strange path first cut by the amateur naturalist and failed novelist Charles Fort. In the 1920s Fort mounted a full-throated assault on scientific positivism. His Book of the Damned (by damned he meant “facts” excluded a priori by science) examined the question of sea serpents, strange climatic conditions, and unexplained wonders in the sky. Fort mastered a writing style that seemed skeptical and hard-nosed about strange phenomena while also poking at the scientific establishment for its allegedly hidebound notions of truth. His writings are so influential among those interested in unexplained phenomena that “Forteanism” has found expression in quasi-academic associations and popular magazines.

Poole follows Sanderson for a bit more on his Bigfoot expeditions in the Pacific Northwest, and then writes this:

Belief in cryptids, and in the individuals who publicized them, offered the public an alternative vision of scientific knowledge. At its heart, the cryptid obsession provided a counternarrative to the idea that scientific experts connected to major universities and funded by the government had rationalized the world.

The birth of modern creationism in the post-World War II era represents another strand of this phenomenon. Proponents of so-called scientific creationism rely heavily on the claim that mainstream science exerts excessive control over the basis for knowledge of the world. Creationists make, in essence, the same argument as Charles Fort, that science represents a system of control based on circular assumptions that exclude certain facts a priori.

Ooh — creationism as Fortean philosophy. That works.

I should say here that I’ve always enjoyed Forteana. Even before Magnolia, I was a qualified fan of Fort, whom I view as a classic, genuine, native-American crank. His obsession with seeking out and aggregating the anomalous and the unexplained was, in a sense, admirably scientific. In one way, it was an expression of the very impulse that makes scientific progress possible. As Isaac Asimov said, the real excitement in science doesn’t come from “Eureka!” but from “Hmm, that’s funny …”

The problem is that Fort’s obsessive compiling of such anomalies did not include much concern or investigation into whether or not they had any basis in reality. Indeed, he seemed adamantly opposed to any such investigation or concern and only dimly interested in exploring explanations for the unexplained.

The Skeptic’s Dictionary’s somewhat fond entry on Fort does a good job of describing his oddly credulous brand of skepticism:

Charles Fort (1874-1932) fancied himself a true skeptic, one who opposes all forms of dogmatism, believes nothing, and does not take a position on anything. …

Fort spent a good part of his adult life in the New York City public library … looking for accounts of anything weird or mysterious which didn’t fit with current scientific theories. He collected accounts of frogs and other strange objects raining from the sky, UFOs, ghosts, spontaneous human combustion, the stigmata, psychic abilities, etc. He published four collections of weird tales and anomalies during his lifetime. … In these works, he does not seem interested in questioning the reliability of his sources. … He does reject one story about a talking dog who disappeared into a puff of green smoke. He expresses his doubt that the dog really went up in green smoke, though he doesn’t question its ability to speak.

Fort did not seem particularly interested in making any sense out of his collection of weird stories. He seemed particularly uninterested in scientific testing. … His main interest in scientific hypotheses was to criticize and ridicule the very process of theorizing. His real purpose seems to have been to embarrass scientists by collecting stories on “the borderland between fact and fantasy” which science could not explain or explain away. Since he did not generally concern himself with the reliability or accuracy of his data, this borderland also blurs the distinction between open-mindedness and gullibility.

Fort was skeptical about scientific explanations because scientists sometimes argue “according to their own beliefs rather than the rules of evidence” and they suppress or ignore inconvenient data. … He took particular delight when scientists made incorrect predictions and he attacked what he called the “priestcraft” of science. Fort seems to have been opposed to science as it really is: fallible, human and tentative, after probabilities rather than absolute certainties. He seems to have thought that since science is not infallible, any theory is as good as any other. This is the same kind of misunderstanding of science that we find with so-called “scientific creationists.”

There’s that comparison again, interesting.

There remains some debate about what, if anything, Fort really believed of what he wrote. His elliptical prose allows for a wide range of interpretations, including that he may have been simply having a good laugh at his readers’ expense, or that he was an ironist who eventually got lost in his own layers of irony.

That bit with the talking dog going up in smoke certainly sounds like a joke (specifically, it follows the structure of the chestnut that ends “Sorry, I should have said ‘Dimaggio'”) but it’s difficult to know one way or the other with Fort. If he was joking the whole time, he never let on.

The frustrating thing about Fort — and this is true whether or not he was just putting us on — is that his notion of “skepticism” raises some valid criticisms, but those are intermingled with so much hokum and humbuggery that they’re reduced to slogans. He winds up unable to distinguish between black swans and talking dogs. If you object that the burden of proof for a story about a talking dog ought to be extraordinarily high, then the Fortean response is that you’re part of the oppressive priestly class of biased experts.

Here’s that paragraph from Poole again:

The birth of modern creationism in the post-World War II era represents another strand of this phenomenon. Proponents of so-called scientific creationism rely heavily on the claim that mainstream science exerts excessive control over the basis for knowledge of the world. Creationists make, in essence, the same argument as Charles Fort, that science represents a system of control based on circular assumptions that exclude certain facts a priori.


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