You better get yourself together

You better get yourself together September 23, 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j012n_MgmtI

“It wears me out to see two men together. It does something to me.”

“They are among the kindest, gentlest people I know. They are also among the most unwanted and unrecognized. But they are determined — and their numbers are growing.”

“Evangelicalism isn’t just a system of beliefs. It’s a subculture striving to be a counterculture.”

We truly are Christian warriors, Christian soldiers, and for us as Americans to stand our ground and to firmly send a message to Washington that our nation is about more than just some secular laws.”

“If there is a Christian Right buzzword and dog whistle Perry missed, I sure didn’t see it.”

The job of POTUS is an odd one. Sometimes it involves listening to country singers cover John Lennon songs while you’re wearing a tuxedo and sitting in between your mother and your wife and realizing that your every reaction is being recorded, broadcast and scrutinized. A very odd job is all I’m saying.

Why the disparity between partisan support by the bishops, and by other Catholics?

“Take your severance pay, contact your deacons, and turn in your resignation.”

“The nerve of Planned Parenthood, targeting minority populations for health clinics! Why are there no Planned Parenthood facilities in wealthy areas?”

This was the best statistic they could come up with?

“The broad acceptance of evolution has led more directly, of course, to such other evils as antibiotics, gene therapy, and a basic understanding of biology, but why quibble?”

Despite the evidence of this theory being fully debunked and labeled a myth, the church continues to call it Truth.”

“Emergency contraception also known as the morning after pill does not cause abortion nor does it interfere with an established pregnancy.”

Who needs science when you have Linda Harvey?

“Sea ice in the Arctic has shrunk to its smallest extent ever recorded, smashing the previous record minimum and prompting warnings of accelerated climate change.”

Artists always get the ladies …”

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