“Damai is being a great mom, and is nursing and grooming both cubs.”
“He stopped at the end of the hill and let her out, and she ran to me and said that she needed her mom.”
“This only speaks the level of intense devotion to the craft of poetry that this man possesses.”
“Virgins make Good Role Models for Their Children”
“I think the unsuccess is a feature, not a bug: the point is to solidify their tribalism.”
“Personally, I’m banking on the hope that God’s not a monstrous jerk or an incompetent lover.”
“To read the story of Adam and Eve as if it were set up to explain human origins is simply wrongheaded.”
“Republicans always want to take the sandwich without paying the $5.”
“In the Bulletproof security case you have the confluence of a number of trends, none of them good, most of them bizarre and some occasionally funny in a macabre sort of way.”
“Of all the ways you can come up with subsidizing a worthy nonprofit organization, a property tax exemption has just about the worst incentive structure you can imagine. If you look at the list of things that churches and other religious institutions spend money on, ‘acquiring land and buildings’ has got to be one of the least socially beneficial and worthy of encouragement.”
“You can basically get Eric Clapton’s or Jackson Browne’s former backing band to be your backing band on your record for around $2000, total.”
“The efficiency standards for ceiling fans were requested by the industry itself so they wouldn’t have to deal with a patchwork of state-by-state regulations, and the standards were approved in 2005. For those keeping score at home, in 2005, there was a Republican White House, a Republican-run Senate, and a Republican-run House.”
“We started our research seeking men in their twenties who had never consumed pornography. We couldn’t find any.”
“Church Sign Epic Fails: ‘Take That, Westboro'”
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