6 Weird Tricks to Spending More Time with Your Toddlers (#3 is CRAZY!)

2.  Try (just try!) to eat the last ice cream bar:  Or handful of chips, Or pickle. It doesn’t matter, really, as long as it’s the last of something.  The sweet, sweet sound of “What having, Mama?” will melt your heart in mere moments. (Which is the only thing that will melt, really. The ice cream bar will simply disappear. Along with the stick. Though that will surely turn up soon enough. Probably jammed between the brushes in the vacuum cleaner.)