Zarqawi’s Mother’s Blog

Brilliant. I wish I’d thought of it, it’s very clever and terribly, terribly offensive and politically incorrect. As is most good satire. You are warned.

Greetings to all of my fans and pigeaters destined to have their flesh ripped to pieces in fiery rings of Hell! I met Tom Cruise at a party for Oprah and Ralph, and he seemed like a nice fellow. Short, but nice. He started to talk to me about thetans and I tuned him out. I am getting used to LA, but so many pigeaters. Where do they come from? I have hired one as my accountant, but secretly i detest him. Or do i? I don’t know anymore. His investment advice has been sound. Right now, I wish my beloved son were here to offer advice.
He would say, “mom, please let me behead him.”

THAT was his answer for everything. I miss him so.

I can’t be on this thing for long. I am going to Bush Gardens. I was hoping to go there to confront Bush, but I was told he would not be there, and i would have to make do with a vigil in front of the log ride. Later, I am having lunch with the people at Dreamworks. I hoped they don’t serve pasta salad again with Poland Spring. Always with the Poland Spring.

gotta run.
Death to the west and all that crap!!!

Okay, laughter aside, when you’re done with that, go read Siggy’s much more serious and provocative piece about Hats, Demands And Peace In The Middle East, wherein he writes: The Arab world does not ask/demand that they be measured by how they relate to each other or they relate to the rest of the world. They demand that they be accorded respect and credibility predicated on their position on injustices, real or otherwise. In other words, they cannot be held accountable for any failures because they (claim/appear to) support Islamic and/or Palestinian causes.

The treatment of women, the violence against religious expression that is perceived to be ‘insulting’ and a myriad of other problems can remain ignored as long as those dysfunctions are wrapped in an Islamic or pro Palestinian blanket. Throw in rabid anti Semitism and the behavior will be blessed by a clerical class bought and paid for by totalitarian and tyrannical regimes.

Meanwhile neo-neocon is thinking about labels and what they mean. And Gates of Vienna highlights a surprising and encouraging verdict on a so-called “honor killing”.