This is no surprise

You Are Mayonnaise

You tend to be a very quiet, introverted person. You’re happy to sit back and let stronger personalities shine. You value loyalty and harmony. You try to bring people together. Your taste in food leans toward simple comfort foods. You love holiday meals as well as old school favorites like mac and cheese. You get along with mustard and ketchup personalities. You have an unlikely alliance with hot sauce personalities.

H/T Mustard Lady.

There was a time in my life when a slice of bread with mayo and a little salt constituted “good eating.” I do like my mayo. And I’m really introverted. And I like wasabi and chinese hot mustard, but detest basic mustards in America, so, there you go.