Lord, how dull I am!

Kate – who will be punished – has thrown a meme my way and I feel compelled to answer even though it exposes me for the bore I am:

“It’s simple. Just list all the jobs you’ve had in your life, in order. Don’t bust your brain: no durations or details are necessary, and feel free to omit anything that you feel might tend to incriminate you. I’m just curious. And when you’re done, tag another five bloggers you’re curious about.”

Sheesh. Here goes.
— KFC Counter
— Bank Teller
— Operations Manager

No, this is too boring, how about I put in my volunteer stuff instead?
— Reader to blind day program
— Teen group facilitator
— Pastoral Visitor
— Bereavement support
— Warm hands person (That’s what they called me. I would visit with patients in elder care, and they’d always say, “oh, your hands are so wonderfully warm.” So I would warm their hands.)

Still boring. Also I was awful and incompetent in almost every one of those positions whether employed or volunteer.

So, now I stay home and blog about nonsense and answer silly memes. You’ll pay for this, Kate!

And here are the folks I’ll annoy, by passing it on with groveling apology:
Vanderleun
Patrick O’ Hannigan
Rick
Fr. Steve
Gay Patriot