This gets half my Christmas Shopping Done!

Okay, the video piece is a little annoying, but I slapped myself on the forehead and thought: Of course! A soft, silicone funnel, gently tapered, and I never have to squat over a filthy public toilet again!

So, there are half of my stocking stuffers, done! My sister, my MIL, all my SIL’s my nieces, the boy’s g/f’s ect, etc, etc.

I hate the Oprah-phrase “You go, girl!” and I am annoyed as all get-out that I did not think of this obvious product to enrich the family coffers, but a good idea is a good idea, and I can foresee the day when every woman has one in her purse. If the manufacturers are smart they’ll make a little girl size, too. Call it, “You Go, Wee Girl!”

Now this is what I call feminism! A problem seen and solved, and a free-market, capitalist (who is presumably also female) once again brings something to the public that it didn’t even realize it wanted or needed, until it found it! Everyone benefits, and nothing stands in the way of a woman and her dream of peeing standing up, or another woman’s dream of making money off of it. I love America!

My only fear is that we’ll soon have to watch women peeing all over our tv screens, as with the men.

Ann Althouse said the other day that she always uses paper towels or a sleeve to open the door of a public restroom. I’m thinking she’ll love this product, too!

This pliable funnel, which looks easy to pack-and-carry will do until we finally get those hyper-clean public toilets that Rachel Lucas raved about while in Paris!

Now that would be “remaking America!”