Some fun at Newsweek’s expense. Take a breather.

Jimmie at Sundries Shack reviewed all this Newsweek nonsense and decided we all needed to exhale and chortle a little. He’s come up with a pretty bright idea:

Other Stories to be Published in Newsweek
In light of Newsweek’s statement that they were baffled by the Pentagon’s refusal to deny the “flushed Koran” story, I’d like to mention some other stories I expect to see in the magazine in the very near future.

I have it on very good authority that these stories are true. I know these things because I saw them on some report or such, or maybe I saw them on television, or someplace. That’s not important. What’s important is that I saw them and am ready to become an anonymous source for Newsweek. I expect that the Government will have no comment on any of them. That, as you well know, is par for the course for the Bush Administration that lies as easily as it breathes, eats human flesh, or hides its members’ prehensile pointed tails..
He has ten story ideas. Check them out.

And via Glenn Reynolds, Frank J gives us President Bush’s Blog. Enjoy.