me… in a tent…

… oh, the humanity. I am minutes from walking out the door to take my son on his first ever boy scout camping trip. Naturally it’s gearing up to the hottest weekend on record for this time of year.

Don’t get me wrong, nature is great and all. I like trees and crap but I like central air conditioning and indoor plumbing way better. Did I mention I’ll be in a tent sleeping on the floor… with no electricity.

I hope my sons realizes the depth of my love for him.