I heart boys…

… dinner table conversations with my son.

The Boy: Mom, can I have a gun?
Me: No.
The Boy: Can I have a rifle?
Me: No
The Boy: A pistol?
Me: No
The Boy: A revolver?
Me: No.
The Boy: A BB gun then?
Me: Um…. No.
The Boy: Can I have a knife?
Me: Again, No.
The Boy: Not even a little pocket knife?
Me: No!
The Boy: Fine! Can I have a lighter?
Me: Good grief child! No.
The Boy: You never let me have any fun!