Squirrel!

… The President hearts homosexuals, haven’t you heard. The news made Andrew Sullivan get all teary eyed. Now Hollywood is more in love him and wants to give him all their money for his campaign, meanwhile I have friends who have been out of work going on two years and $40K is more than I make in an entire year. Never mind the economy, attacks on religious freedoms, and the gazillion bazillion dollar national debt.

Nope, the country is being led by a brave and sensitive man who, if he had gay sons they would probably look like this. ❤Awwww❤ Of course he is not pandering to a voter demographic during an election year! I trust that his comments are 100% sincere.

You may resume being distracted by this magazine cover showing a picture of a toddler chomping on his mom’s breast.