The Crescat
… I get lots of weird emails accusing me of us sorts of things, mainly accusations involving tin foil hats. Apparently I come off as a tad paranoid. Puh-lease people. Everyone knows aluminium foil hats will only enhance government mind control radio waves. It’s basic science folks.
No, I think there are worse things out there then government mind control beams. Like TV programming on TLC. My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding. Really?
And here I was thinking gypsies looked like Brad Pitt [Warning: language and hilarity] and just played the violin. Oh and try to steal cameras from tourists.
Then I started watching Say Yes to the Dress and some other show about Bridesmaids and dresses. And before I knew it I was feeling all morose at being single. Really I was just jealous that they had a reason to try on pretty dresses. I like pretty dresses. It’s all the dating and crap in between that’s bothersome.
Bothersome you say? That’s what friends are for you know. To remind you how bad things can really be.
Speaking of Chem Trails… the compound down the street had the whole family out tonight spraying vinegar in the air with squirt bottles. I grabbed a beer and my lawn chair and watched the show.
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