Warning: Modern Women, DO NOT read this book…

Warning: Modern Women, DO NOT read this book… November 27, 2012

… Because if you do, Modern Women, you will be absolutely horrified, I tell you.

I cannot fully describe how much of a pure travesty this book is. Never has someone claiming she is modern done all she can to destroy every effort women have made to become educated and hard working members of society. Ms. Lord does a terrific job of putting a woman in her place, the kitchen, and the bedroom. As a recent, well-traveled, involve, and sexually active college graduate, this book makes me sick for the women of America, and the world. I fear for the already hormonal and stressed impressionable young girls that are reading this chauvinistic garbage and taking in it’s toxic message, telling women that they should have to ask to orgasm, and that looking at pornography and masturbation AREN’T normal healthy parts of life. I have never been more thankful that I chose years ago to become agnostic. I am also thankful that my parents did not bring me up to hate my body and save myself for marriage and devote my vagina to Christ. [Read more sadness]

You know, it’s always been an aspiration of mine to write a book that gets terrible reviews by angry young feminists. Good show, Mrs. Lord.

In honor of Hallie Lord’s horrible review of her travesty of a book I am now offering one reader a FREE copy of her highly controversial “anti-modern” woman book before throngs of unwashed, promiscuous college women take to the streets burning and banning copies. Enter the rafflecopter giveaway thing-y for a chance to win this book, which no modern woman should read.

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Can’t wait for the giveaway to end to read all the horribleness within it’s pages; then purchase a copy here.

Nota Bene: To maximize the knowledge this book contains, I suggest reading your copy in the kitchen while making your husband a sandwich. Shoes optional. Pregnant preferable.

Related Link: It’s not to late to enter to win the Aquinas & More giveaway.

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