… Things I’ve seen in my back yard; rabbits, deer, skunks, chupacabra or possibly a bear, coyotes, raccoon, snakes, and a confused, inebriated redneck who wandered onto my property. It only stands to reason that my cat would befriend an opossum and my son would subsequently name it Potemius Crouch and feed it table scraps.
I feel like I’m one jug of moon shine away from this …