Special Offers
Buddhist
Catholic
Contemplative
Evangelical
General Christian
Hindu
Jewish
Latter-day Saint
Muslim
New Visions
Progressive Christian
Beliefs
Buddhist
Catholic
Contemplative
Evangelical
General Christian
Hindu
Jewish
Latter-day Saint
More Voices
Muslim
New Visions
Pagan
Progressive Christian
Topics
Religion News
Food and Religion
Sports and Religion
Religious Art
Religious Music and Entertainment
Religious Events
History and Religion
Style and Religion
Politics and Religion
Women in Religion
Recreation Outdoors and Religion
Business Finance and Religion
Careers Workplace and Religion
Education and Religion
Family Parenting and Religion
Health Fitness and Religion
Home and Religion
Relationships and Religion
Technology and Religion
Travel and Religion
Columnists
Buddhist Columnists
Business Finance and Religion Columnists
Careers Workplace and Religion Columnists
Catholic Columnists
Contemplative Columnists
Education and Religion Columnists
Evangelists Columnists
Family Parenting and Religion Columnists
General Christian Columnists
Health Fitness and Religion Columnists
Hindu Columnists
History and Religion Columnists
Home and Religion Columnists
Jewish Columnists
More Voices Columnists
Latter Day Columnists
Muslim Columnists
New Visions Columnists
Nonreligious Columnists
Pagan Columnists
Politics and Religion Columnists
Progressive Columnists
Recreation Outdoors and Religion Columnists
Relationships and Religion Columnists
Religion News Columnists
Religious Art Columnists
Religious Events Columnists
Religious Music and Entertainment Columnists
Sports and Religion Columnists
Style and Religion Columnists
Technology and Religion Columnists
Travel and Religion Columnists
Women in Religion Columnists
Resource Library
2026 Calendar
Library of World Religions
The 100 Most Holy Places on Earth
Patheos Answers
Podcasts
Videos
Faith Leaders Database
Anglican Episcopalian
Bahai
Baptist
Buddhism
Christianity
Confucianism
Eastern Orthodoxy
Hinduism
Holiness and Pentecostal
ISKCON
Islam
Judaism
Lutheran
Methodist
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
New Age
Paganism
Presbytarian and Reformed
Protestantism
Religion Behind the Scenes
Roman Catholic
Scientology
Shia Islam
Sikhism
Sufism
Sunni Islam
Taoism
Zen
See all religions
Research Tools
Comparison Lens
Preacher Resources
Teacher Resources
Video
Podcasts
Thought Readers
Faith In Media Tracker
E-Books and Other Special Offers
God's Cheat Sheet to Finances
Books of the Bible Study series
History of the Bible
7 Day Prayer Challenge for Spouses
A Different Kind of Christian
Jesus is Love
Prayer Devotional
The Saints We Love
FaithChatter Conversation Cards
Newsletters
Special Offers
Ad-Free & Subscriber Log-In
Subscription Support
Trending:
Forgiveness
|
Marriage
|
Afterlife
|
Trump
|
Pentecost
|
Deconstruction
The Pangea Blog
Home
Home
Progressive Christian
I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy!
I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy!
Last updated on: November 10, 2011 at 12:08 pm
by
Kurt Willems
I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy!
2011-11-10T12:08:16-08:00
Kurt Willems
Patheos
Explore the world's faith through different perspectives on religion and spirituality! Patheos has the views of the prevalent religions and spiritualities of the world.
Hilarious!
Culture
Culture
halloween candy
jimmy kimmel
Previous Post
November 9, 2011
When Children Become Sex Slaves & People Turn a Blind Eye: Reflections on God in a Brothel
Next Post
November 11, 2011
John Piper - Do You Accept Evolution? (video)
Browse Our Archives
Select a Category
(Series) All Out War-Spiritual Warfare
(Series) Church Plant Journal
(Series) Dear Reader...
(Series) Earthquakes...Signs of the Times?
(Series) Entering the... Conversation
(Series) Evangelical Culture Myths
(Series) Everything is Meaningless [Pete Enns]
(Series) Evolving Evangelicalism
(Series) Hell Yes. Hell No! Who Cares?
(Series) Hidden Worldviews
(Series) If Evolution is Right, what about Adam?
(Series) in less than 300 words
(Series) Jesus and Nationalism
(Series) Liberating Women for Ministry?
(Series) Life-Changing Books
(Series) Markers of Church Plant Movement
(Series) Nonviolence 101
(Series) Philemon - Reconciliation
(Series) Quote to Ponder
(Series) Red Letter Dialogues
(Series) Resource of the Week
(SERIES) Revelation Sermons
(Series) Share Something Sundays
(Series) Simplicity in the Burbs: $2 a day
(Series) The Binding of God [Open Theism]
(Series) The Creed: Anabaptist Reflections
(Series) Values for Church Leadership
(Series) Video to Ponder
Anabaptism
Animal Advocacy
Books
Church Ministry
Church Planting
Community
Culture
Eschatology
Eucharist
Evangelical Reject
Evolution
Fundamentalism
Greek
Greg Boyd
Guest Contributors
Hell
Holy Spirit
Israel/Palestine
Kingdom of God
Lent
Missional
N. T. Wright
Nationalism
New Creation
Nonviolence
Open Mic
Open Theism
Parenting
Passover
Paul
Philemon
Podcast
Politics
Restorative Justice
Revelation (the book of)
Rob Bell
Ron Martoia
Sermon
Shane Claiborne
Social Justice
Speaking Engagement
Spiritual Warfare
Spirituality
Temple
Theology
Tim Geddert
Tribulation
Uncategorized
universalism
Video Blog
Women in Ministry
Worship Music
Youth Ministry
Select a Month
August 2018
July 2018
June 2018
May 2018
April 2018
March 2018
February 2018
January 2018
December 2017
October 2017
July 2017
June 2017
May 2017
April 2017
December 2016
October 2016
August 2016
June 2016
May 2016
April 2016
March 2016
December 2015
November 2015
October 2015
September 2015
August 2015
June 2015
May 2015
April 2015
March 2015
February 2015
January 2015
December 2014
November 2014
October 2014
September 2014
August 2014
July 2014
June 2014
May 2014
April 2014
March 2014
February 2014
January 2014
December 2013
November 2013
October 2013
September 2013
August 2013
June 2013
May 2013
April 2013
March 2013
February 2013
January 2013
December 2012
November 2012
October 2012
September 2012
August 2012
July 2012
June 2012
May 2012
April 2012
March 2012
February 2012
January 2012
December 2011
November 2011
October 2011
September 2011
August 2011
July 2011
June 2011
May 2011
April 2011
March 2011
February 2011
January 2011
December 2010
November 2010
September 2010
August 2010
July 2010
June 2010
May 2010
April 2010
March 2010
February 2010
January 2010
October 2009
September 2009
August 2009
July 2009
June 2009
May 2009
April 2009
March 2009
February 2009
January 2009
December 2008
November 2008
October 2008
September 2008
August 2008
June 2008
May 2008
April 2008
Follow Us!
TAKE THE
Religious Wisdom Quiz
In Revelation, what does the rider on the white horse have coming out of his mouth?
Select your answer to see how you score.
Fire
Words of judgment
The word of God
A sharp sword
Related posts from
The Pangea Blog
Progressive Christian
Romans 13 Doesn't Give Government an Ethical Blank...
The Pangea Blog
Progressive Christian
Love is the Only Way: Why I Loved...
The Pangea Blog
Progressive Christian
Let's bring the soul back to biblical scholarship
The Pangea Blog
Progressive Christian
God for Guns: A Christian Response to Yet...
The Pangea Blog
TRENDING AT PATHEOS Progressive Christian
The Not Yet Is Coming: The Holy Tension...
The Holy Tension of Is : On John 14:1-12 The Crack There...
Insights from Project Hail Mary
Introduction: Project Hail Mary and the Future of Schools and Churches A...
The Institute for Death Row Correspondence / Launching...
The Institute for Death Row Correspondence launches May 5, 2026, at 9...
INNER CIRCLE: When Paul Quotes the Gospel of...
1 Corinthians 2:7-8 “We do, however, speak a message of wisdom among...
Chapter 3 Quest: The Ivory Tower Hits the...
Open and Relational Theology & Social Psychology The 60-Second Read The Ivory...
LBCF: Sexiest Man Alive
I can imagine a successful joke that involved the Antichrist being named...
view all Progressive Christian blogs
The Pangea Blog
Ad-Free & Subscriber Log-In