13 Reasons It’s Cool To Be A Witch

#4 Black Cats – Someone’s got to love them, if we don’t do it, who will? In some cultures black cats are extremely unlucky, while in others they are auspicious. Good thing we witches have figured out that the black cat is lucky.

#5 Halloween – Corner of the market! Once initiated into any coven, you’ll receive 10% of all the profits from Halloween related stores in your local area from September 1st through the clearance sales in November. Spirit of Halloween indeed, Cha-ching!

#6 Full Moon Naked Dancing – Those muggles don’t know what they’re missing! There is nothing better than feeling the glow of the full moon shining off your nethers. It’s delicious!