No, YOU missed five days of blogging for NaBloPoMo!
Ermahgawd. Sorry, people.
Anyhow, I wrote something that got published on The Broad Side, so I thought my blog post would simply consist of begging you to click the link to get you over to that piece and read it. So, there ya go.
Also, here is a cool picture of me and my cat while I was writing it.