Five Reasons Why I Voted For Cardinal Dolan to Make the TIME 100

I just voted “Definitely” to include Cardinal Timothy Dolan on the upcoming TIME Magazine 100 most influential people list. Here’s why.

A) Because it is the only chance I will ever have to vote for a Cardinal for any reason.

B) Because he has a great smile.

C) Because Mark Wahlberg made last years list, and we need another solid Catholic on the list this year.

D) I wasn’t nominated (shock!).

E) Because he would probably give a speech like this if he ever had the chance.

Go vote for the Cardinal in the affirmative.

That is all.