Do You Have Your American Patriot’s Bible?

Memorial Day was last weekend and the 4th of July is just around the corner.

You can’t truly celebrate either holiday without the knowledge that the real Jesus is an American Jesus and you can’t know that for sure without a horrendously overpriced American Patriot’s Bible.

It even comes with a devotional book that proves that the United States was founded by the Moral Majority!

Don’t wait! Order yours today!