JesUSAves

You’ve probably heard it said, “There’s no “I” in team.”

But did you know there’s no “Jesus Saves” without “USA”?

Yeah, me either. But thanks to a heads up from one of my readers, I’m sad to report that this is indeed the case.

In fact, it seems it’s something of a cottage industry.

You’ve got your JesUSAaves t-shirt.

Which is also available in a tank top.

Or if a hoodie is more your thing, they’ve got that too.

Maybe you just wanna keep it simple. There’s a hat for that.

Religio-political clothing not your thing? No problem. How about a button?

Maybe a mug?

How about a bumper sticker for your car?

No a big enough statement for you? Well, you could always get whatever this is tattooed on your back.

But if that’s still not enough and you’re like, “Zack, I wanna go big or go home,” fear not. You can always shell out a few hundred bucks for a JesUSAves billboard.

Well, that’s just about all the JesUSAves madness I could find. If you know of anything JesUSAves paraphernalia, share it with me in the comments and we’ll mourn its existence together.