2010-10-21T14:53:31-06:00

The Third Eagle warned us that the Tribulation was starting a little over a week ago, and that World War III was right around the corner.  It didn’t happen, but don’t you go thinking that means William Tapley was wrong- it just means that Jesus is “shortening the days.”  Enjoy his exposition on why WW3 hasn’t started yet… Read more

2010-10-21T11:03:04-06:00

I know where I’m gonna be this Halloween…. Read more

2010-10-20T12:45:30-06:00

Meet Todd Friel. Todd hosts an appropriately named program called “Wretched Radio.” It should come as no surprise after you watch this video that this program used to be called “Way of the Master Radio.” Watch as Todd tells a youth worker that he’s not really saved: Here’s my problem with Todd, Way of the Master, and everyone else cut from that cloth: 1) Jesus never called us to make converts. Ever. Go look, I’ll wait. Jesus calls us to... Read more

2010-10-20T09:52:02-06:00

  Just when you thought Terry Jones was going to leave the news cycle, another ridiculous story pops up.   From the Orlando Sentinel: A New Jersey car dealer plans to keep his word after offering Florida pastor Terry Jones a new car if he promised to not burn a Quran. Car dealer Brad Benson made the offer in one of his dealership’s quirky radio ads, which focus more on current events than cars. But he was surprised when a representative... Read more

2010-10-19T10:19:21-06:00

FACT: children who are lied to about about the existence of fairy tales like Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny will become terrorists and eventually end up on death row. So, parents do us all a favor and stop turning your children into terrorists! (I’m looking at you Mr. and Mrs. Bin Laden!) SPOILER ALERT: There is no Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, or Easter Bunny. (As always, special thanks to the good people at Chick Publishing for all... Read more

2010-10-18T10:57:30-06:00

Recently the unofficial newspaper of the Vatican, L’Osservatore Romano, chose an interesting ambassador for the Catholic Church- Homer Simpson. The piece, while tongue in cheek, congratulated The Simpsons on their 20 year anniversary and had this to add: “The Simpsons are among the few TV programmes for children in which Christian faith, religion, and questions about God are recurrent themes.” The family “recites prayers before meals and, in their own peculiar way, believes in the life thereafter”. It quoted an analysis by... Read more

2010-10-15T11:11:58-06:00

I thought I was pretty up to date on all the “fundamentals”. I was wrong. The great beacon of theological sanity Steven Anderson explains why he’s sick of the “repent of your sins garbage.” Apparently if you repent then you’ve abandoned the “fundamental truth” that we’re saved by faith. Somebody needs to pass that message on to John the Baptist, Peter, Paul, and some guy named Jesus (I forget his last name). Read more

2010-10-14T10:09:04-06:00

In this clip, Hal (the original 3rd Eagle) Lindsey explains that aliens are fallen angels.  There’s really nothing I can add to that to make it any funnier.     Read more

2010-10-13T13:40:50-06:00

And apparently World War III is imminent!! Still don’t believe the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse is a prophet?? No worries! This time he’s got proof! **BONUS** Make sure you have a pen and paper ready because Tapley gives out his address for a FREE COPY of his book! Found at Christian Nightmares Read more

2010-10-13T12:45:42-06:00

  Or at least that’s what Albert Mohler and Mark Driscoll would have you believe. He’s what Mr. Driscoll had to say in a recent interview with the Seattle Times:   “A recent essay by the president of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary in Louisville, Ky., warned Christians that yoga is contradictory to Christianity. And local megachurch pastor Mark Driscoll of Mars Hill Church went even further, saying earlier this year that yoga is “absolute paganism.” “Should Christians stay away... Read more

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