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The Minions Tell Jokes

Sienna’s Joke

Sienna: “Um, um, um, WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT NEVER COMES BACK!?”

Me: “Shhhh! You don’t have to yell! I don’t know, what do you call a boomerang that never comes back?”

Sienna: *forcing her voice down near a whisper* “you call iT A STICK!!!!!!!!!!”

Everyone else: Heh heh, good joke, Sienna!”

Sienna: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!”

Liam’s Joke

Liam: *giggles interspersed with unintelligible nonsense*

Me: “Liam, you have to stop laughing long enough to actually tell the joke.”

Liam: “Superboy painted his toenails because it was Valentine’s day POO POO HEAD!”

Liam and the Ogre: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!”

Charlotte’s Joke

Charlotte: “Why did the clip cross the teacher?”

The Ogre: “I don’t know, Charlotte, why did the clip cross the teacher?”

Charlotte: “Because it was cutting her head off.”

*crickets*

Charlotte: “The clip had a sword, and it cut her head off.”

Me and the Ogre: *exchanging slightly horrified looks*

Charlotte: “And she was DEAD.”

*CRICKETS*

Liam: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPOOP!”

 

 

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