Conversations with the Ogre

Conversational-Ogre(over dinner)

The Ogre: “Every time you smile at me, I imagine you picking up that steak knife and stabbing me.”

Me: “Hahahahaha that’s so funny! That’s the same thing I’m imagining!”

The Ogre: “….”

Me: “…”

The Ogre: “…”

Me: “Happy anniversary, though.”

The Ogre: “Wait, what day is this?”

 

Happy anniversary to my sparring partner. May you continue to pull your punches and pretend that you’re not for years to come, or until I surpass you with my mad taekwondo skillz and you have to defend yourself for real, sucka. 

 

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