Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Sixteen

Sweet sixteen and never been theologically on point. Got some good ones this week. Enjoy.

Nothing like adapting a come-on line for a church sign.

Kinda clever, actually.

Happens to everybody from time to time...right?

Not exactly the Gospel message, but, yeah.

The latest failure to achieve cultural relevance.

Remind me why we didn't have membership at our last church? Oh yeah.

No, no, no, no, NOOO!

Yeah, when I'm stressed, I get super wrinkly.

Wait, that didn't sound quite right.

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  • Graham

    I just like that the pastor of Goodwood United is Rev. Elaine Lush…

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    These funny church signs never cease to be original.

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