I mean: really? REALLY? We’ve reached the place where reality now is more ludicrous than satire. The Onion should just go out of business.
Check this out:
Read it and weep.
KSTU-TV in Utah reports that a new high school’s hope to call its team the Cougars was rejected because . . . wait for it . . . the Victorian-minded members of the school board thought it would be offensive to some middle-aged women.