KIDS UNDER TWELVE DRINK FREE: “Lord, today please give me the strength to change the things I can change, the ability to accept the things I can’t change, and the sensibility and insight to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill because they pissed me off. Amen.”

That’s pretty much the mood I’m in. If you don’t want my opinion, don’t rattle my cage.

Coming tonight, though, stuff about 1984, and maybe also the end of “Through the Years We All Will Be Together” a.k.a. It’s the Least Wonderful Time of the Year.