60 above zero: Wisconsinites plant gardens.
50 above zero: People are sunbathing in Green Bay .
40 above zero: Wisconsinites drive with the sunroof open.
32 above zero: The water in Hayward gets thicker.
20 above zero: Wisconsinites throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero: People in Wisconsin have one last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero: Wisconsinites close the windows.
10 below zero: Wisconsinites dig their winter coats out of storage.
40 below zero: People in Wisconsin let their dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Wisconsinites get upset because the Mini-Van won’t start.
460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in Wisconsin can be heard to say, “Cold ’nuff fer ya?”
500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Wisconsin public schools open 2 hours late