Din Din

From the Onion:

WASHINGTON—Sitting patiently in their chairs with their nappies on their lappies, the residents of the United States announced Wednesday they were ready for their din din. “Yummy yummy num nums,” exclaimed a Nashville, TN–area big boy, 42, digging into a mound of macaroni and cheese as soon as his plate touched the table. “Mmmmmm.” After din din, the nation will reportedly have its bath, get its jammies on, and then it’s time for beddy-bye.

About Scot McKnight

Scot McKnight is a recognized authority on the New Testament, early Christianity, and the historical Jesus. McKnight, author of more than forty books, is the Professor of New Testament at Northern Seminary in Lombard, IL.

  • http://LostCodex.com DRT

    Ha! Looks like Scot found the Onion. Don’t go into the archives, you will never come out.

  • Daniel

    LOL. I wonder who will clean up after we’re finished.

    Scot, check out Larknews.com sometime. Like The Onion with a Christian perspective.