Family Truths

From the inestimable source, The Onion:

ATLANTA—A Zogby poll of 1,542 American grandparents published Monday found that grandsons were described as “very” to “extremely” talented by 1,542 of the respondents. “Participants in the poll were emphatic in their descriptions of the talents of grandsons in fields as diverse as advertising and sales, choral performance, baseball, talking, crawling, making their beds, video games, and instructing their elders on proper cell-phone use,” pollster Tom Waterton said. “In addition, an overwhelming percentage of grandchildren were described as outgoing, sharp, and looking just like Uncle Andy, you remember Uncle Andy, he was always up to something, too bad he passed so young, he would have loved the grandchild in question.” Sources at Zogby admitted that the survey was incomplete, as several hundred pollsters are still unable to get their assigned grandparents off the phone.

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  • Rick

    Reminds me of the saying: “Every crow thinks his/her’s is the blackest”.

  • MatthewS

    LOL, and “inestimable” is just the right description for the source 😀

  • RJS

    Scot isn’t commenting today because he’s one of those still on the phone?

  • expendable adjunct

    A nice cleansing of the mental palate from the previous post.

    Rjs @#3, LOL.