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Ughs and kisses
Two muggles overtaken by Slytherin.
PDA: the real reason the serpent got them thrown out.
No way can she hold a snake that size up
The young couple misunderstood what it meant to use protection.
“Would you consider yourself a prototype of Israel? Or a literal-MMMMFFFFFFFF!”
till death do us part
until our last breath…
“Stuck in the middle with…eeeeeewww!”
Two shall be made one.
Does this mean I’m your main squeeze?
God Unites Better
“The Prince of Darkness wants to get as close to your marriage as possible”
OK….no rings. “The Prince of Darkness starts early in getting as close as possible to your marriage”
I now pronounce you…weird.
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My first comment was rejected because it was too short. Then when I added filler it told me it was a duplicate comment. Sigh. In any event – here is my caption.
Crazy stupid love. The one without Steve Carell.
“You like apples?”
“I said I wanted a wife AND A CONDO”
You take my breath away.
[The earliest manuscripts and some other ancient witnesses do not have Mark 16:9–20.]
How may I articulate my love for you?
Or: I only have snake eyes for you.
Caption: “Kiss of death”
“Darling, you’re beautiful, but perhaps you shouldn’t borrow your extensions from Medusa anymore”
“I’ve heard of a constricting relationship, but this is ridiculous!” Badabing!
To quote little Kevin McCallister (played by Macaulay Culkin) from Home Alone 2: “Sick!”
“Youhissssss nohissss mayhisssss kisshisssss yourhissssss bridehissssss”
Don’t go sittin’ under the big yellow snake with anyone else but me, anyone else but me, anyone else but me…
#1 “Ughs and kisses” is the clear winner in my book.
I don’t know….I really like “Got Apples?”
I know you ask for a pet, I thought you meant a hamster.
“oh Eve, I’m sorry I blamed you. Let’s kiss and make up”
#6 by Luke Allison was hilarious.
#13 “The Prince of Darkness wants to get as close to your marriage as possible”. by James
that was this photo says when i look at it.