Concerned?

From Alex Balk:

Okay, sure, yes, it’s been hot. And I know: “Blah blah blah hurricanes!” It’s past the point where you can brush off the fact that we’re having 100-year storms every other week by putting it down to coincidence. And okay, the poor polar bears, it’s tough times for them. Drought, famine and pestilence stalk the land. But whatever, these are all, I don’t know, incidental items. Now everything’s going to get real.

COFFEE-LOVERS be warned. Whether you are a three-double-espressos-a-day addict or just indulge in the occasional cappuccino, enjoy it while you can: a coffee drought may be on its way. Changing climate threatens to reduce the flow of coffee that fills 1.6 billion cups a day to a trickle. It may not be long before that after-dinner espresso costs more than the wine and some caffeine addicts will be forced to go cold turkey.

Can you imagine? Think about how unpleasant people are already, with coffee. Think about how unpleasant people are about coffee. And I’m not even talking about your garden-variety dickheads who debate the merits of pour-over brew versus the Estonian flatiron reverse-osmosis method, which is probably a thing even though I just made it up. I’m talking about the people who are all, “I can’t start the day without coffee,” as if the rest of us aren’t just as tired and irritable without feeling the apparently deep-seated need to broadcast just how dependent we are on hot water dripped through crushed beans to help us contend with the arduous tasks of getting to work and turning on a computer. These are the people we’re going to have to club to death first during our grim, coffeeless future, which the New Scientist (registration required) sees as coming “by 2080.” Oh, wait, 65 years? We’ll all be long dead by then. Never mind.

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  • RJS

    Whew! Not in my lifetime…

  • Jeremy

    This reminds me of the “we’re out of coffee” scene from Airplane 2. (Then again, everything like this reminds me of that scene.)

  • Mike

    I hope you’re kidding about the coffee. I have severe addiction and shudder at the thought. Better make a trip to Costco and buy a year’s supply lol

  • Adam

    The espresso won’t be more expensive than the wine because wine grapes are also suffering. In fact, all food supplies are suffering.

  • http://www.grizmo.biz Dave

    Well I am stocking up no matter, you never know, 118 years old is not that far off!

  • James

    Am I the only person in the world who only drinks that stuff because of it makes me poop, about 5-7 sips in. And once the, event, takes place, I can pretty much dump out the rest of the cup.

  • Matthew D

    Is it odd that we talk so much about wanting clean water for everyone and then also obsess over coffee — an industry that basically requires a huge amount of water?

  • Michael

    Concerned? No. I’m terrified!

    (I admit that I am one of those garden variety dickheads he was talking about)

  • http://restoringsoul.blogspot.com Ann F-R

    Nooooooooo…I surely hope our future generations won’t be deprived of the joy of coffee.

  • andrew

    weather gets warmer (perhaps – if the pattern of the past decade doesn’t get repeated).
    the places coffee grows changes. People adapt. The world continues to rotate.

  • Dave

    possible scenario. http://youtu.be/_6AGOfGHzeg


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