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See this beard?
What’s your caption?
Knock it off, Moses!
“First you must find… another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. (“A path! A path!”) Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest… with… a herring!” – Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Red Sox wannabe!
The “Sanctified Beard” effort of the early 1960’s was an obscure and often misunderstood movement.
‘The time has come,’ the Walrus said,
‘To talk of many things:
Of shoes — and ships — and sealing wax —
Of cabbages — and kings —
And why the sea is boiling hot —
And whether pigs have wings.’
Mobile coat rack.
I have discovered the missing link. It’s between the eyebrows and the mustache.
Over the years, the horns of his viking helmet sagged a bit…
With his amazing beard Jeb was able to signal his displeasure with traffic on both sides of the carriage while keeping both hands on the reins.
Hey–it’s just a bad case of bed beard, so stop staring!
He’s into this before it’s cool
Lookin good Scot!
Well, we didn’t exactly pray “24/7” while you were in that coma . . .
They said that eating that genetically modified banana wouldn’t have any side effects. It appears they were wrong. Awesomely wrong, but wrong nonetheless.
In an apparent nod to evolution, scientists are puzzled by the sea sponge’s adaptation to life out of water.