A (Woefully Naive) Reader Asks: “Aren’t Famous People Just Like Everyone Else?”

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Today’s question (“Why does everyone go nuts over famous people, when they’re just like non-famous ones?”) was sent to me from a reader with the fun and pretty name of Latoya. Latoya is from Jamaica.

Latoya: Even if you hadn’t told me you were from Jamaica, I would have known that you were from some country that definitely wasn’t America. Because here in America there are actually certain towns where you can be arrested for suggesting that famous people are … how did you so quaintly put it? … “just like” other, non-famous people.

Oh, to laugh! The very idea! Thank your lucky stars, Latoya, that you didn’t mutter such blasphemous nonsense in Hollywood, California, U.S.A. In that most illustrious place, expressing aloud the idea that famous people are just like non-famous people—if you do it in public, where three or more people could reasonably be expected to have heard you say it—is grounds for the LAPD to open fire on you.

Did news of the Rodney King incident make it to Jamaica? If so, then you are aware of what happens to people in Los Angeles who suggest that famous people are like non-famous people. Safe to say that Mr. King will never again wonder aloud in public about why he shouldn’t be a guest on “The Tonight Show.”

The reason, Latoya, that famous people are profoundly different from non-famous people is because no one has ever heard of non-famous people. What does that tell you? That’s right: that non-famous people never do anything anyone really cares about. And why is that? No one really knows. Perhaps the un-famous lack imagination. Perhaps they don’t own a TV, and so have no idea how society is properly ordered. Maybe they’re just lazy. So often people are simply too lazy to get up, eat a decent breakfast, fix their hair, and go get themselves a network TV show.

The point is, Laytoya, that un-famous people are no more like famous people than zombies are like Olympic champions. Olympic champions have awesome bodies and look fantastic on cereal boxes and other consumer goods. Zombies can’t even flip their hair without their whole head flying off. There’s just no comparison.

So the next time you find yourself wondering why non-famous people “go nuts” over famous people, Latoya, remind yourself that you’re not an American. And though that’s certainly no fault of your own, I’m afraid it means that when it comes to questions of fame and human worth generally, you lack the perspective to understand so much of what makes America the caliber of country it is today. How unfortunate for you.

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  • Latoya

    Why do I feel like I have never seen this blog entry before??? And how come no-one has commented? Could it be that the rest of your fanclub disagree with you??? LOL and by the way, we do have famous people here. the first one that come to mind is Usaine Bolt…by far the fastest man in the world. I see other Jamaicans go nuts when he's passing by, but to me he's just another man..albeit one with a special gift..but still just another man.

  • http://www.johnshore.wordpress.com John Shore

    You've never SEEN this??

    Sigh. What am I going to DO with you?

    But, yeah, you're right: How come nobody COMMENTED on it???

    Wait: I think people did, back when it was on my "Ask Mr. Answers" site….


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