Archives for 2010

My Top 10 Personal Events (And Blog Posts) of 2010

Here, in a nutshell, is my year 2010. [Read more…]

The Teen-Friendly Version of the Founding Document of My Hippie Pinko Christian Group

Here’s a version of the founding document of the Thruway Christians written for teens. [Read more…]

Environmentalism: The Devil’s Work!

If you don’t think environmentalists are in a Satanic cult that seeks to undermine everything that good Americans hold dear, you’re just not thinking at all. [Read more…]

Air 1 Radio’s Jeremy “JB” Burgess: A Man of Exquisite Tastes

If it’s true that clothes make the man, then Air 1 Radio deejay JB is truly a man among men. [Read more…]

Want a Popular Blog? Become a Literary Agent.

A literary agent with a blog is like a butcher carrying a sack of bones in a kennel. There’s no way for that person not to get a big response. [Read more…]

Now How Do We Return to Life?

It’s not that I don’t like everyday life. It’s that I love Christmas. And everyday life is unto Christmas what Wheetabix is unto Lucky Charms. Yes, Wheetabix is good for you, and Lucky Charms is so sweet it actually shrinks your lips before turning your phlegm into a sugary milkshake so thick it almost chokes [Read More…]

Merry Christmas!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! I hope you guys are all having the best Christmases you could ever ask for. Remember: it’s all about the presents. If your loved ones didn’t give you exactly what you wanted—which is to say, presents so spectacularly awesome that they leave you fulfilled in every possible way for the rest of your [Read More…]

Merry Christmas! But I’m Sad …

Just a quick note to say hi to you guys. Merry almost Christmas! Cat’s upstairs, asleep. Thus far we’ve had a marvelous week off. Spent two days at the U.S. Grant Hotel in downtown San Diego. Visited our old haunts throughout the downtown area, where we used to live. Lovely all around. While we were [Read More…]

Ho, Ho, I’m Outta Here

Blog break! My wife Catherine is off work until Dec. 26. Between now and then I shan’t be blogging. Below are some posts of mine from Christmas seasons past. I hope that each and every one of you is having a wonderful Christmas season. The Day “Merry Christmas!” Died Whither Hast Thou Gone, Carolers? Go [Read More…]

What’s Next for Thruway Christians?

If Thruway Christians takes off, great. If not, great. All I know is I’ve done my job. [Read more…]