This is a picture of Bailey, beloved canine companion of Susan High, wearing one of my tee shirts. At the moment this picture was taken, Bailey was thinking:
A. This is me saying cheese.
B. I know. After this, let’s cover you in dog hair. See how cute you think that is.
C. You know I’m a Buddhist, right?
D. It took me about four hours to roll up the sleeves this way. Man, if I had thumbs, I’d be the Fonz.
E. Food, food, food, food, food, I want food gimme food when are you going to feed me feed me now I’m hungry food.