Walking to our car after our yoga class last night, my wife and I were chatting about women generally, and her in particular, wearing yoga pants in public.
Once in our car, after a long moment of silence, she said, “So here’s the bottom line. If a woman wears yoga pants in public, she’s being either way too sexy, or way too gross.”
“Well, I don’t know if those are the only two choices,” I said.
I cracked up so hard I couldn’t even start the car.
“Yeah,” she said. “I’ll let you know when that’s funny.”