Walking to our car after our yoga class last night my wife and I were chatting about her wearing her yoga pants in public.
Once in our car, after a long moment of silence, she said, “So yoga pants make a woman look either too sexy, or too gross.”
“Well, I don’t think that’s quite it,” I said.
“Yes, it is. Women can’t wear the most comfortable pants ever, because doing so will cause all the men who see them to either masturbate or barf.”
I cracked up so hard I couldn’t even start the car.
“Yeah,” she said. “I’ll let you know when that’s funny.”