Walking to our car after our yoga class last night, my wife and I were chatting about women generally, and her in particular, wearing yoga pants in public.
Once in our car, after a long moment of silence, she said, “So here’s the bottom line. If a woman wears yoga pants in public, she’s being either way too sexy, or way too gross.”
“Yes, they are,” she said. “Women can’t wear the most comfortable pants ever, because if they do, every man who sees them will immediately want to do one of two things: masturbate or vomit.”
I cracked up so hard I couldn’t even start the car.
“Yeah,” she said. “I’ll let you know when that’s funny.”