WOW!!! What a week! It’s only Tuesday and in one week’s time we have the Second Coming and the Rapture. Oh. Wait. Don’t those two always go together?
What I love best about it is that Jesus talks with an Aussie accent and he’s movie star handsome! I bet all those atheists are SORRY now!
AOL reports that Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene have returned. Or at least that’s what one Australian couple wants you to think.
Cult watchers are keeping a close eye on the pair, actually named Alan John Miller and Mary Suzanne Luck, who under the title “Divine Truth” claim to be the second coming of the biblical figures.
“Just a little over 2000 years ago, we arrived on the Earth for the first time,” Miller says on his website. “Because of my personal desire and passion for God, as I grew, I recognized not only that I was the Messiah that was foretold by ancient prophets, but also that I was in a process designed by God that all humans could follow, if they so desired.”
Jesus as an Aussie Man.
Somebody just made my day.