So today is my birthday! The big 3-2. What a strange 32 years it’s been thus far. Today is going to be a great, and full day, celebrating with family at my Mom and Dad’s house in the suburbs. In that fullness, thanks for your offer, but really, I don’t need any presents.
What, what is that you say? You would still like to give me a present?
No really. It’s ok.
Huh, are you sure? You still want to give me a present and I’m not going to convince you otherwise?
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.