Bwahahahahaha!

Uber-conspiracy theorists believe conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is a CIA double agent.

Of course, that’s to throw us off the scent of the uber-conspiracy theorists and their sinister dark masters.

And, as should be obvious, I’m only making fun of it all because I am acting on the orders of my puppeteers in the Vatican.

And I only point all that out to throw you off the *real* conspiracy… WHICH YOU WILL NEVER SUSPECT UNTIL WE *STRIKE*!!!!