I think Rainn Wilson…

should play this guy in the film of his life story.

Till that film is made, Napoleon Dynamite remains the snow-capped summit of Mormon cinema. Speaking of which, the Rainn (a Seattle native from within walking distance of my house, I am proud to note) could really use a sidekick, and I know just the guy:

Three Stooges Returning in Action-Comedy
The Truth about Lies
PIXAR and the Pope and "Connecting the Dots"
Fr. Barron on the Avengers and Whedonesque Nietzscheanism